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Joke of the Day
"What do communist leaders call protesters? Red paint."
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"TIL 78% of statistics are made up on the spot"
"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."
"What do you call a slow hurricane? A slowicane."
"My wallet just went through the wash. I guess you could say I've been laundering money."
"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intense."
"My favorite underwear is camouflage... Because no one can see me cumming."
"An Irishman is driving to the airport While driving, he sees a sign that says ""Airport left"". So he turns around and goes home"
"What do you call an eerie French pastry chef? A crepe."