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Joke of the Day

"Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold please?"

"29 and 30 had a fight. 31."

"I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product, it also gave her a tan, makeup, and a smile."

"This is not a joke. All of the jokes here suck and or are reposts."

"I replace all the family pictures my coworkers have on their desks with pictures of baby sloths and suddenly I need professional help?!?"

"*runs in place* *cracks knuckles* *stretches neck* *takes a deep breath* *heads toward buffet*"

"An untalented gymnast walks into a bar."

"Why did the sheep move house? The neighbours were baaastsrds."

"I can odd. But I can't even."

"Sometimes, when I'm bored, I tell my mother-in-law to relax."