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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor I'm at death's door! Don't worry Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through."

"Doctor, Doctor... I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts!"

"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit."

"99 errors in code on the wall 99 errors in code Take one down, debug it around 107 errors in code on the wall"

"How do you know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"

"Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, ""We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"""

"Why do farts stink? So the deaf can enjoy them too."

"What did the abortionist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs =p"

"How amazing is Michael Phelps? He's got like a Brazilian Medals."