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Joke of the Day

"My gay joke probably won't be loved, butt fuck it."

"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""

"So my friend went duck hunting the other day, but didn't get anything I told him it was alright. No harm no fowl."

"What's the only thing worse than a third Bush as president? A first Trump as president."

"What do you call a girl that can suck a lemon through a garden hose? Sweethaert. (an old one but still very very good)"

"Where do rabbits learn to fly? The Hare Force"

"[on first date] Yes I'll have the- *whispers to waiter* I don't speak French *points at menu* ""The French toast, sir?"" Yeah. 6 of those."

"Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist? Worker: You mean screws? Me: I don't know, I'm not a nail scientist. Worker...."

"- Grandpa, you still have sex with grandma? - Yes, but oral, only. - What do you mean, only oral? - I say ""Fuck you!"" and she says - ""Fuck you, too!"""

"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"