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Joke of the Day
"I was cumming into a sock... when the guy wearing it was like WTF?!"
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"Where do all them scrub gamers live? Pleblos"
"""I don't know what else to say..."" Me, giving my husband false hope"
"What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat? A vegetarian."
"""Ninja kills Mime"" Nobody heard about it"
"Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run."
"What's the best part of an ISIS joke? The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now."
"My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, ""Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"""
"What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada? Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative."
"GUY: Your logic is flawed. According to experts- ME: Excuse me, but I practiced this argument in my head & you're saying the wrong things"