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Joke of the Day

"What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada? Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative."

"Sunday and Monday stand back to back, spraying darkness in both directions."

"Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out? Because they took Pita on them"

"Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions."

"I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them."

"so the united states is ebola free now... I wonder how much the premium version of ebola will cost."

"*scrawls note on deserted isle* TRAPPED ON ISLAND! HELP ME! *sends off in bottle* *it returns, months later, with reply* NEW BOTTLE WHO DIS?"

"Exit signs are all the rage these days But I think they're on the way out"

"What do you call twin policemen? Copies."

"COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal. ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave? COP:...and for this weed ME: That's Dave's"