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Joke of the Day

"Buying a life insurance policy is best way to pretend that you have a life."

"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."

"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"

"Golf Vs Women Why don't women play golf? Because they suck at driving."

"What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it? nooaaaaAAAwwww!"

"The bad news is we need to downsize on people named Jeremy, so you're fired. WHAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS? India's tiger population is up 30%!"

"Me? Need a Bag? Nah chill son, Ima juggle this 6 pack of beer and watermelon on my head while riding a scooter."

"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome!"

"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."

"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? It takes longer to pick up"