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Joke of the Day

"GUY: Your logic is flawed. According to experts- ME: Excuse me, but I practiced this argument in my head & you're saying the wrong things"

"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have yourkayak and heat it too."

"What kind of jokes do filipinos make? Punny ones"

"The pirate mechanic fixed my sexbot this morning. ""Thar, she blows."""

"In America, people rob banks ... In Soviet Russia, Banks rob you ! :)"

"Be careful of black ice. I rode my bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"Jewish pokemon trainer What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"What do Penises and Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get"

"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mothers vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."

"It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume)."