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Joke of the Day
"""Ninja kills Mime"" Nobody heard about it"
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"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"
"Me: Are these your kids? Boss: ""Yep"" They're gorgeous! ""Thanks"" Step kids? ""Nope"" Adopted? ""No.."" .. "".."" She's cheating on you.. ""Get out"""
"Why does Ganondorf hate reddit Because it has too many links! (I'll show myself out :) )"
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Toss him some sort of flotation device"
"""Weight Watchers"" because ""Obesity Observers"" was too cerebral."
"Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland? Because they don't like the smell of Derry air."
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station."
"technology My Grandpa said ""Your generation relies to much on technology."" I said ""No, your generation relies to much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."
"JESUS: heaven... must be missing an angel ME: o gee thamk u jesus ur so sweet JESUS: hehe ME: hehe JESUS: time to send u back ME: wait no what"