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Joke of the Day
"Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run."
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"If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says ""Uh, it's Adam & Eve"" you can be like ""OH REALLY?"" and have the boys attack!!"
"I'm not into anything ""weird"", but this vacuum at Target looks like a total VILF."
"Why did Hitler cross the street? To get to the GENO-SIDE!"
"You gotta hand it to short people because they can't reach it"
"Never date a Theater person... ... wayyy too much Drama..."
"I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes"
"402 year old woman pulled out of Nepal earthquake rubble survives for 100 years without food or water Fucking one upping bullshit headlines."
"The completely inane bullshit I read on my phone doesn't deserve the super intense face I make while staring at it."
"If Math was a dick, I'd be gay. Because I suck at it."