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Joke of the Day

"Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run."

"A customer asked me for a good reliable printer..."

"So, I was eating out my grandmother... ...and I tasted horse semen. ""Oh,"" I thought to myself, ""so that's how she died."""

"What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick? Da-Ta!!"

"How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !"

"My wife was complaining about how the washing machine was making a lot of noise lately. I told her to put a sock in it."

"People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept."

"I used to have a problem choking on my food all the time Now I only eat cheerios and life savers"

"Whats my knee's favourite channel? Dis-knee channel."

"Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!"