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Joke of the Day

"Advertised as a ""Cougar Cruise"" Reality - Weight loss cruise where live cougars are released & you spend your vacation fleeing large cats"

"Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card."

"With Twitter, who needs imaginary friends?"

"What do you call a mother who lies about being a father? transparent"

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!"

"What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2"" Mexican have in common? They're both short essays."

"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."

"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"

"Fairy tales My granddaughter asked me, ""Do all fairy tales begin with ""Once upon a time?"" I said, no, some begin with ""If elected, I promise to........................"""

"If I don't get off Reddit, my dad says he will smash my head against the keybosdqAFQ#D!E"