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Joke of the Day
"Women who build walls around yourselves, please consider putting in a gloryhole."
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"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."
"HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, OR AS IT'S KNOWN AS IN ARIZONA, ""CINCO DE WHAT-O? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST-O, PACO"""