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Joke of the Day
"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
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"Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off."
"How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to pick up the phone and call some other asshole to do it."
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"Maybe just don't throw stones in any kind of house."
"I asked a cute statistician if I could get her phone number. She said probably not."
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"Misty's boss says to her: ""You've been late to work for 5 days straight! You know what this means, don't you?"" ..... ...to which Misty replied ""I SURE do! It means today must be FRIDAY!!!"""
"The sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is just a series of horrified people finding parts of missing kids in their chocolate bars"