219440
Joke of the Day
"If these grapes were drugs I'd be overdosing like a child star of the 80s."
Next Joke
"A poop joke. How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was? Duty. Honor."
"At least I have all day sober to Sunday up....."
"She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids"
"Did you hear about the guy who didn't accomplish anything in his life? Neither did I."
"What do you name an African tech startup? Double Click! (Okay, Khoisan only.)"
"What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide"
"What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl? Shake that blasphemy"
"How do you make exotic matter? By taking a shit in a rainforest!"
"Guys! I demand you stop making jokes about 9/11! Its just plane wrong!"