65437
Joke of the Day
"What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies."
Next Joke
"Roman mythology in 3 words The fuck's plagiarism?"
"The two secrets of life 1. Don't tell everyone everything you know."
"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""
"What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween? Only two more sleeps till Christmas!"
"Damn Girl, did you just get in a water balloon fight or are you happy to see me?"
"What's the difference between a Bitch and a Slut? A Slut fucks everyone. A Bitch fucks everyone but you."
"2 Scientists walk into a bar... The first one tells the bartender, ""I'd like some H2O"" Upon hearing that, the second scientist says, ""I'd like some water too. Jimmy, we're not in the lab anymore..."""
"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."
"*time travels an infinite number of times to stop myself from eating the pizza but every time, future me just joins past me in eating it*"