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Joke of the Day

"What does a doctor prescribe a hardcore porn actress, when her vagina is too swollen to work? Antifistamines."

"I can tell we still live in a sexist society because... Doctors still make more money than nurses."

"what is donald trump's favourite party game? JINGO!"

"What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit? A hare ball"

"A boy asks his mom: ""Why is my skin so much darker than yours and Dad's?"" ... she says: ""That was a pretty wild orgy, be glad you don't bark"""

"My cheap boss... Talks so much shit. I guess its hard to defecate when you're major tight ass."

"Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart. ""I'll be beethoven!"" Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be? ""I'LL BE BACH."""

"The login input fields spend the night at a hotel. Password stays for breakfast. Username checks out."

"I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie... ...it's gonna be a blockbuster."

"It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any asshole can be a parent."