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Joke of the Day
"What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!"
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"What did the Nazi say to the Cowboy? Reich for the sky!"
"This woman at work sounds just like me. I'm going to pay her to call my Mom and occasionally say mmhmm and how nice."
"My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room."
"Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look Mum! No hands! Look Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look Mum! No teeth!'"
"I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."
"How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl? They said, ""baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"""
"How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville? I pronounce it Frankfort."
"My new mixtape is called GPA... And it's about to drop"
"You know what is the most hated letter in alphabet? U. Fuck U."