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Joke of the Day
"What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!"
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"[As a tornado destroys their home] Wife: You're the best thing that ever happened to me. Husband: I really miss Baywatch."
"There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house"
"[US] THIS WOULD BE GREAT ON NETFLIX!! I'm still waiting for that porno category..."
"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse."
"Today i asked my friend how hungover he was... He replied. ""Well on a scale of one to Amy Winehouse its not looking so good."""
"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"
"(NSFW) How much cum does a gay guy have? A buttload"
"You text him, he doesn't text you back. Obviously he was so excited that you texted that he fainted."
"A man said to me ""hit me with your rhythm stick you four-eyed sod."" That's just adding insult to Ian Dury."