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Joke of the Day
"I've always wanted to be a plumber... but my friends all say it's just a pipe dream."
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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.."
"I cant stop eating ice cream... It's a rocky road to addiction."
"How does a shepherd integrate black and white flocks? Ewe-substitution"
"Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like ""have that one, I don't even want it"""
"When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, ""Ladies first"" it really means ""Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks."""
"Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"
"Why is 77 better than 69? You get ate more."
"If they gave out awards for sex... You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon As in, you have not participated. You are virgin"
"I have a Stepladder.. I never knew my real Ladder"