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Joke of the Day

"If they gave out awards for sex... You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon As in, you have not participated. You are virgin"

"Wife A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow all the movies in his Pixar collection except one, He is never gonna give you Up."

"What happens when you bring beer to a BYU party? All the girls put on their panties and go home."

"Congrats on the wedding dude. A present? Na man, everyone brings a present. I brought a past. Remember your ex-fiance Jan? Jan! come say hi."

"Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race but then I remember there are grown men who like My Little Pony."

"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."

"I reached my goal of shedding 137 pounds this week It's nice being single again"

"Why did the Seahawks pass the ball? To get to the other side!"

"This one's for all you self-actualized people out there. You know who you are."