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Joke of the Day

"If they gave out awards for sex... You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon As in, you have not participated. You are virgin"

"When you catch your dog eating a dictionary what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth."

"A friend asked me what's my best American impression... ""I don't want to go to the doctor because it's too expensive."""

"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? ""Dam."""

"Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions? They give me the EBGBs."

"What's an ephebophile? A pedophile with a thesaurus."

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."

"What do you call an underage gang bang? Bohymen Rapecity"

"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."