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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.."
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"Paedophiles always have a certain look about them... Paedophiles always have a certain look about them, what is it about a beard and glasses that kids find so sexy?"
"What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common? None of them are original."
"An app to tase restaurant owners who call appetizers ""apps"""
"What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC"
"Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once? Fear of over dos"
"Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!"
"Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die."
"I call my weed the Quran... because every time I burn it I get stoned."
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."