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Joke of the Day
"I cant stop eating ice cream... It's a rocky road to addiction."
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"A friend of mine told me he gets terrible stage fright... ...I thought he was taking the piss but he really wasn't."
"It's really hard to balance work, family, and not caring about anything."
"Definition of clickbait"
"What Do You Call A Blank Piece Of Paper? WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!"
"My friend threw a block of cheese at me today....... I said 'that's not very mature'"
"When you anticipate, you make an ant out of I, ci and pate."
"A gay and a lesbian are going to the airport. Who gets there first? The lesbian. She got there lickity split while the gay guy was still packing his shit."
"I took my grandma to one of those fish spa's where the fish eat your dead skin Sooooo much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery."
"Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11..."