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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes? A tribal tattoo makes you laugh."
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"What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other? *RECALCULATING....*"
"If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead, I would choose someone who is dead so I didn't have to listen to them chew."
"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."
"Ever since my wife's miscarriage she's been drinking a lot Which is ironic because thats how she got into this situation"
"Drugs don't kill people, people who run out of drugs kill people"
"Why is marriage like a tornado? Sure it's all sucking and blowing in the beginning, but by time it is over your house is gone."
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away."
"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""
"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench The NBA"