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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"
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"I always give away all my dead batteries ... ... free of charge."
"I hate how people treat amputees differently. Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person."
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office... Wearing nothing but seran wrap. The doctor looked at the man and replied, ""I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Udderly useless."
"Wanna hear a joke about a German sausage? Nevermind, it's my wurst joke"
"Two people were kissing. After the kiss the guy says "" thanks for the bubblegum"" And the girl says "" oops!!! I have cough"""
"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient."
"We're probably less than 20 years away from the first president to wear skinny jeans."
"Whenever someone says ""you know who you are,"" I always wonder if it's me and I don't realize it."