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Joke of the Day

"What kind of beer do architecture majors drink at parties Natural light"

"Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !"

"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat."

"Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both."

"I don't really like Marxists... ...they have no class."

"Joke of the Day 6/13/14 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair."

"I was walking down the road... ...when the guy in front of me turned around and started throwing milk, eggs, yoghurt and butter at me. I thought, ""How dairy!""."

"What's cooler than Obama? Snowbama"

"My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. I think he must have slept funny."

"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"