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Joke of the Day

"You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals"

"Mr. T went to the toilet I pity the stool"

"How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces? Fabric softener."

"Anyone here know of Gaddafi? Probably not. He's pretty underground."

"Why I will never go bungee jumping... I was brought into this world through a broken rubber and I'm not about to be taken out by one."

"I went camping over the weekend... It was in tents."

"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."

"Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat."

"Scooters are like ... fat girls. They're fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."