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Joke of the Day
"Life like potato... Only have one, then soldier come and take."
Next Joke
"What's a pedophile's favorite food? I'm not sure, I only watch the children eat."
"Your mother has terrible taste in children."
"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"
"Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee."
"""Your new girlfriend seems a bit, I don't know...bookish?"" She has a name you know! ""What is it?"" ...Paige."
"That awkward movement when you... read movement as moment."
"What do you call a Russian road with a KFC and lots of prostitutes? The Road of Bones"
"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know."