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Joke of the Day
"How does an Asgardian like his parties? Loki"
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"My physics professor gave us a really difficult exam question about a ball with a changing rate of acceleration. It was a jerk move."
"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."
"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."
"A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely naked but covered with saran wrap... Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'."
"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."
"Me: goodnight kids Kids: goodnight dad Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT"
"When a pregnant woman swims she is literally a human submarine."
"Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access."