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Joke of the Day
"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"[opens jar of olives and pours them in my garden] ""Now grow to be a restaurant"""
"Big Ben walks up to the club like... ...what up? I got a big clock."
"In America, you support the government In Soviet Russia, the government supports you!"
"What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost"
"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."
"What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot? A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball."
"Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team didn't you?"
"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."