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Joke of the Day

"It's kind of annoying that my wife said something about glistening but when I asked her to repeat it she just got mad."

"what do you call a man who has a rabbit up his bum? Warren"

"Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire."

"What always stays hot in the refrigerator? Horseradish"

"Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters? Yes? I have a ghost in my bathroom. No, you don't. Oh, right. Thanks so much! That's why we're here."

"Ouch! It was an iron bar! . . . . . . A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar."

"Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be allowed on this airline again"

"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."

"I love money. I set it free and it didn't come back. Relationships are hard."

"What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows."