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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear how they caught the guy who burgled Will Smith's house? Fresh prints"

"How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day? They get their Aaargh-On!"

"What language do bees speak? The beesnese"

"Sorry about all the Mario references. I didn't mean to one-up you. I'll pipe down."

"Women have closets full of I have nothing to wear.'"

"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."

"What's the difference between reading the Bible and talking shit? None."

"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"

"If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them."

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like your face hit the ground first."