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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between reading the Bible and talking shit? None."
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"I just poured my root beer into a square cup. Now all I have is beer..."
"What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math."
"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body."
"*Does something bad* Mom: *tells the entire family, tweets, posts on Facebook, blogs, tells people in china*"
"What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted? One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)"
"Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself."
"Why do women love men who work with Horses? Because those men have got Stable jobs."
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
"I would walk 500 miles just to be the man who gets to eat these donuts."