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Joke of the Day

"How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day? They get their Aaargh-On!"

"Why does Donald Trump hate China? They came up with building a wall before he did."

"ME: *brings my mom to a knife fight* MOM: *shouting* use your words! MOM: *chasing knife fighters away with a broom* I know your mothers!"

"Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Two men walk into a bar. (credit to my friend who has no Reddit account)"

"My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"

"What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old boy in my basement."

"I know a guy who loves mushrooms.. ...He's a real fun guy!"

"I'd just like to thank the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets"

"""Bite me, asshole"" - grammatically correct and scathing ""Bite me asshole"" - kinky pirate"

"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."