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Joke of the Day
"Sorry about all the Mario references. I didn't mean to one-up you. I'll pipe down."
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"Since we're still doing Pirate Jokes... What's the Pirates favorite letter? Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C."
"What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop? High maintenance"
"It's the time of year when we are forced to confront America's greatest tragedy: men wearing winter scarves way too early."
"Interviewer: ""Why do you want this job?""Me: ""I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death."""
"Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece."
"What do Boobs and Lego have in common? Both are intended for children, but it's the Dads who end up playing with them most."
"Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot."
"Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding? Because it cantaloupe."
"I eat my hot dogs cold No bun intended"