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Joke of the Day

"I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke."

"I would never buy a plastic 3D printed car Unless it came with ABS."

"TIL Condoms have serial numbers.. ..but I've never rolled one down far enough to find out.."

"What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep? Salt."

"If you sit on your hands 15 minutes before filling in an exam, it feels like somebody else is disappointing for your teacher. Edit: grammar"

"I have a dollar bill pressed between my chin and my chest.....who am i? Christopher Reeve at a strip club."

"Apple is going to release the first smart vacuum cleaner this year The first Apple product that doesn't suck (not hating on apple or anything but i got this joke somewhere)"

"This alcohol tastes like there's a sock getting lucky tonight."

"How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !"

"It's looking like Hillary is definitely going to win the election I think I might move to Benghazi, at least she'll leave me alone there."