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Joke of the Day

"A robber comes up to a man in a suit and threatens him... -Give me YOUR money! -But, I'm a ... politician. -Okay then,give me MY money!"

"My GOD there is nothing on earth I want to eat more than this Bath & Body Works candle"

"Let's make it weird. Dont worry. I'll start."

"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"How does Schrodinger apologise? Sorry not sorry"

"Stop earbuds from tangling by putting them on then carefully stapling them to your body. Who's ready for music? Not you. You have tetanus"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? It doesn't cost $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"How can a person travel from the north pole to the south pole without passing the equator? By becoming a stripper."

"Did you hear about the ghost who was a great football player? No, what about him? He's a spooktacular quarterback."

"What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes? Impatient."