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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"
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"If the liquor store didn't want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window."
"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."
"You hear the one about the Blind Prostitute? You gotta hand it to her"
"I'll dress up like your Dad and hug you at the finish line of a 5K if you promise to never post any Facebook pics of you running ever again."
"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""
"How do you stop rape? **NSFW** Consent."
"My husband's doing that cute thing again where he thinks he's right. *throws his shit out on the lawn* *makes a bonfire*"
"Baby I wanna love you across the face with a romance shovel."
"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. She's thick and tired of it."