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Joke of the Day
"What did the man in a rush say to his bowel movement? ""I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT."""
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"No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots"
"When attempting to make a good first impression imagine how important good grammar is. Wrong. Importanter."
"Life on mars found... To be unlikely."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn? Acidic. [My apologies]"
"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it."
"An old man went underwear shopping. ""Boxers or briefs?"" Asked the clerk. ""Depends."""
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Eh, it works better if you tell it out loud, but you get the ... eye-dea."
"Did you know the pope really loves cats? He's a real catholic."