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Joke of the Day
"Don't believe everything you think."
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"911 what's the emergency? ""How do u unburn pizza?"" U burnt a pizza ""Yes"" I'll send a squad car ""Ok will they help?"" No ur under arrest"
"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"
"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety."
"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. It was wrong on so many levels"
"I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I'm not coming into work this morning."
"They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to 6 million Jews."
"What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !"
"The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."
"An old Scottish joke. What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings and Walt Disney."