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Joke of the Day

"I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I'm not coming into work this morning."

"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure"

"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"

"I don't like people call me fatty I like people call me to eat."

"[At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? ""Robert"""

"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly"

"What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent!"

"Is this where you put your jokes? According to my ex wife my career and penis should be here"

"I thought I would have to kill my bitch of a wife, but then she suffocated on saran wrap. I was so Glad."