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Joke of the Day
"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety."
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"Why do black people love fried chicken? Because it's fucking delicious, you racist"
"How can you tell your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."
"Rappers be like ""I'm killing them snitches, smackin dem bitches, smokin blunts n fucking hoes!""**Wins award** Rapper: ""I just wanna thank God"""
"A man knocked my door for some donation.. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. i gave him a glass of water."
"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."
"I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod."
"If you marry an 18 year old they call you a cradle robber.. So if you marry a 70 year old, does that make you a grave robber?"
"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."
"Duct tape is like the Force... ...there's a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the Universe together."