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Joke of the Day

"911 what's the emergency? ""How do u unburn pizza?"" U burnt a pizza ""Yes"" I'll send a squad car ""Ok will they help?"" No ur under arrest"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the crap out of the room for being black."

"It's easier to find the needle in the haystack when you bring a flamethrower. That's a fact, jack. Merica."

"A tree falls on my kitchen, who's dead? My wife, if she doesn't clean that shit up."

"He died doing what he loved; shouting 'boo!' behind horses."

"I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16 Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once"

"A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says ""what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa there's millions of them"""

"How did the Jewish man take advantage of the wasted girl at the bar? He had her pay his tab!"

"What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common? Someone didn't pull it out in time."

"A raconteur walked into a bar theres more to life then meets the eye"