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Joke of the Day

"What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !"

"If you're first on a YouTube comment thread, I assume you're last in pretty much everything else."

"I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan..."

"Did you guys hear about the dry erase board It's remarkable"

"Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug."

"The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen."

"Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go. We will call it Natural Selection."

"Saw a licence plate today that said ""LUVSHOES"" Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women.."

"I just got a Christmas card promising lots of anal and oral sex this year... I fucking hate prison."

"Hitting the gym to release stress it's not nearly effective as hitting the cunt that causes the fucking stress"