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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my trail mix... With nuts."
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"I couldn't put it off any longer, at the mall to shop for Christmas presents. Christ, what was I thinking... I came here sober."
"What is the tallest building in the entire world Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."
"Interview Boss: What could you bring to this company? Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to."
"Trump isn't wrong when he uses ""alternative facts""... He's just alt-right."
"Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young? Budweiser"
"13 peer reviewed methods for determining whether or not an article is clickbait, number seven in particular has been shown to assist readers. Gotcha."
"Insert your best puns/set ups here. Other Redditors add on and keep it going."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature"
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... ... But it didn't."