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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my trail mix... With nuts."
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"BABY BOSS: we need to talk about your work ethic ME: *covers face with hands* BABY BOSS: oh guess he's out for lunch. I'll talk to him later"
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."
"You know the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day? On St. Patrick's day, everyone wants to be Irish."
"""I'm not a violent person but people can change"", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food."
"A math teacher had a bird, and he trained it to talk. One day it escaped, and he yelled out the window, ""Polly gone! Polly gone!"""
"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."
"History has it wrong, Paul Revere wasn't trying to warn us of an British attack.... He was just selling door to door porn."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."
"'Ho Ho Ho' said Santa! as he watched 16 and pregnant!"