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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."
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"Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola."
"What did the doctor say to the patient who refused to stop masturbating? Don't make it hard for yourself."
"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."
"If God had meant for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow."
"Parents w/ 1st kid: *Peels grape & slices it into 84 tiny pieces. Parents w/ 4th kid: *Gives kid knife & fork to cut their own steak."
"What will men do if women become extinct? Domesticate another animal."
"What do you call a hobosexual? A bum fuck."
"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"
"How does an octopus go to war? Armed."