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Joke of the Day

"'Ho Ho Ho' said Santa! as he watched 16 and pregnant!"

"What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that"

"Never trust an asshole. They're often full of shit. ^^^Sorry"

"Women are like tornadoes They're cool to look at in pictures but when you see one in person its ""holy shit what do I do?!"""

"What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!"

"I fell into a sewer the other day. It was really shit and draining to get out of."

"What did the ghost say on December 25th? Scary Christmas!"

"What has 400 legs and 23 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally"

"I know how to pronounce worcestershire until I see it written."

"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear."