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Joke of the Day
"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."
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"What do you get when you mix a black and asian person? A criminal mastermind ..."
"There are so many news articles about gametes nowadays... I guess that goes to prove that sex cells."
"How does James Bond sleep? Around."
"Everyone's always talking about our forefathers... I'm pretty sure there were more than that."
"What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ? The wheelchair"
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America."
"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... Too bad he has never cried."
"A murder A man walks into a crowded bar, pulls out a knife, and murders another man. Then he walked out. * I bet you laughed, this joke is a *killer*"
"I never understood how you got dick from Richard. Apparently you just get him drunk first."