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Joke of the Day

"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."

"No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix, HaHa!"

"Grocery store flowers; show someone you care slightly more than not at all."

"I'm hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know"

"[during sex] Can you please take your Fitbit off."

"""Click to read this man's secret to incredible 6 pack abs!"" *click* article: hard work, diet, & exercise me: I have never felt more betrayed"

"Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally."

"You are so sweet... ...is your zodiac sign caries?"

"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've probably read it before."