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Joke of the Day

"BABY BOSS: we need to talk about your work ethic ME: *covers face with hands* BABY BOSS: oh guess he's out for lunch. I'll talk to him later"

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling"

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"

"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."

"bet i can make you wipe your screen"

"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis."

"I like to start every morning with a good fuck. Oh fuck...it's time to get up."

"How does Donald Trump keep a handle on integral equations? He grabs them by the +c."

"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone. Edit: Holy *shit*! This blew up!"

"The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating"