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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst type of doctor you can be? gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems."

"You always hear people saying suicide isn't the answer... But how do they know it's not the answer if they haven't tried it? I haven't heard one person complain after suicide."

"Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it? Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash."

"I wanted to major in marine biology but those guys get pretty upset when you follow them into the latrine with a tape measure."

"Someone keeps sending me envelopes with cartoon dicks on them. I hate junk mail."

"Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence? There was a full stop"

"buzz lightyear's ful name is ""bumblebee 9.460731012 kilometers"""

"Waxing. Not a cure for lycanthropy."

"I have a double major in Psychology and Geography. I lead the field in research on glacial depressions."

"What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake? This is all your fault!"