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"What is the worst type of doctor you can be? gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems."

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"A Jehovah's witness knocks on a Mexican's door. The Jehovah's Witness asks, would you like to know Jesus? The Mexican said, I already do. He's next door."
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"Yo mama is so old. Yo mama is so old that in her history class they just wrote down what they where doing."
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"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? tenants."
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