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Joke of the Day
"We were so high at the movies that I tried find my seatbelt and my friend helped me look for it."
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"As a white man I can't say the word Ni.... But I can say ""thank you for the warning officer.."""
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"
"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"
"Hey babe i wanted to marry you but i had to ask your dad first and he said yes so i guess i'm marrying your dad"
"Treat Two-faced people like mushrooms. Keep them in the dark and feed them shit."
"This world would be a much better place if some people's mothers would've just had a headache."
"Took a class at Trump University but ... ... the textbook had four Chapter 11s."
"What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns? I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)"
"What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong? That he only has a 6 inch."