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Joke of the Day
"Waxing. Not a cure for lycanthropy."
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"George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket It was just a careless whisper"
"Anyone who's says, ""It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"", has obviously never gone through a divorce."
"Whenever I utter the word 'sober' I wash my mouth out with alcohol."
"What do guns and millennials have in common? You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered."
"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"